Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Why I Love Wonkette

From Wonkette's 2006 Midterm Binge Drinking Game!:

Lightning Round:

*Brit Hume weeps on-air: Entire bottle of champagne, one Xanax.
*Jack Cafferty punches Wolf Blitzer in the mouth: Three shots of bourbon, vomit on remote.
*Katherine Harris wins: Have a “Crying Jesus” — two rails of meth and then give your Republican neighbor a blowjob.
*Exit polls completely “wrong,” GOP actually keeps the House and Senate and most governorships: Bottle of absinthe, pack of Camels, shoot dog.

It's 6pm EST - the first Indiana and Kentucky districts have closed! Let the fun begin!

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