Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

I've got a rare sunday off from bowling, so of course I'm listening to the brand-new uk top 40. and I am utterly, completely befuddled by scooter's "the logical song." why is this a hit?! it sounds like nothing so much as bad belgian hi-nrg techno from 1995. was there a time when music lovers thought female voices sped up to chipmunks-type levels was a good thing? "logical song" is one of those songs that must be heard to be believed. bizarre.