Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

this is way too weird, more like scary-weird: one of my neighbors - probably mid-to-late-20s, thin but kind of attractive in a slightly geeky way, seems a little paranoid - just knocked on my door at 1030 on a sunday night and asked if I had any "movies" he could borrow. he then clarified that as "adult movies." something about not going "to clubs, [doesn't] have a boyfriend... ." he all but told me that he "needed" to borrow some gay porn to masturbate. this is not like asking for a cup of sugar. frankly, I'm rather creeped out by the whole thing. besides, why would you assume that just because you've apparently figured out I'm gay that I a) own gay porn, and/or b) would loan it to a relative stranger?! [for the record, the answers are no, and hell no.] my sleep may be uneasy tonight...