Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

I'll turn 33 in December. Andre Agassi will do so Tuesday. That's where the similarities end. Amazing Andre became the oldest man to be ranked #1 in tennis today. He's still a threat at all of '03's remaining slams, y'all, and I hope he shows that cocky whippersnapper Andy Roddick a thing or two tomorrow in the U.S. Men's Clay Court championship.