Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

Unquestionably, the most bizarre story the sports world has seen in some time - maybe since Iron Mike went all ubervamp on Evander's ass - is that regarding party animal Larry Eustachy. A 47-year-old, married-with-children, head coach of a Big 12 men's basketball team going to off-campus and frat parties? With players from opposing teams? And kissing young coeds? Wha-wha-what?! I don't know if it's really sad or really funny. It's likely both.