Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

How is it that Pharrell is so damned skinny, yet so damned hot?! 'Course, as you may know, he's got just a little talent, as well. Check out the video for his gorgeous single "Frontin'". [And while we're at it, why is it that even though he lives in Virginia Beach, I've never seen him in person? Doesn't he drive on the interstate? Go to the grocery store? Get gas? What?!]