Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

Yes, I know, me the sports fan and I haven't yet touched on the meme popular with all the cool bloggers this week. Herewith, sports dinner-for-five:
+Tim Duncan
+Wally Sczerbiak (I have a thing for tall, dorky white boys, okay?)
+Kurt Warner
+Mike Piazza
+Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

This, of course, is just based on physical attractiveness. If I was going for conversation, it'd be very different. Like this:
+John Wooden
+Serena Williams
+Bob Knight
+Peyton Manning (well, he's not hard on the eyes)
+Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (I can defend this! I actually read his autobiography/a season-in-the-driver's-seat book, Driver 8, and it's really good!)