Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

I apologize to the googler who came - and, I'm guessing, left brokenhearted - looking for "how to do avril lavin's eye make up". I'm bothered, however, by the fact that mine is the only result for said googling. [And in case you're wondering, the only reason you even get me via said search is because of my mention earlier this year of now-former UCLA men's hoops coach Steve Lavin.]