Tuesday, July 01, 2003

I had a dream...

And in that dream, I was cohosting some sort of British television show which featured celebrities past their 15 minutes. Heidi Fleiss came out, and I said horrible things about her, but told her during a commercial break that I didn't really mean those things, I was just trying to boost ratings; she said she understood. Oh, and Heidi looked nothing like she actually does - she looked like a punk-rock hooker. My baby sister made her a pair of earrings from thumbtacks and paper clips, which Heidi put in her (pierced) nipples. I was honestly embarassed that Sarah gave her said earrings on national television.

Gee, what ever could this mean? If you've spoken with me in the last month, chances are you have some ideas...

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