Tuesday, July 01, 2003
Tonight's America's Next Top Model (and does Tyra get paid by the number of times she reels that phrase off her tongue?) was stellar. Robin got what she deserved: a trip home for her self-righteous, Bible-thumpin' ass. Shannon's next, y'all. I'm so over her all-American I-look-just-like-Faith-Hill thing. Like Tyra keeps saying, you need more edge, girl! Elyse and Adrienne are headed for a showdown for all the marbles, which rocks 'cause they love each other and we love them. Their nudes - and their dealing with couture - were supreme. I still love me Elyse the best, though.
While we're at it, I asked Chrisafer tonight (we had to break it down during the commercials, you know), "could Janice Dickinson's breasts look any less real?!" He replied, laughing, "only if they were actually leaking silicone onto the table." You know we're right.
This is the gayest show ever, at least until - as 'fer said - they start "judging butt-fucking" on national television. I bet Janice will sign up. To judge, I mean.
While we're at it, I asked Chrisafer tonight (we had to break it down during the commercials, you know), "could Janice Dickinson's breasts look any less real?!" He replied, laughing, "only if they were actually leaking silicone onto the table." You know we're right.
This is the gayest show ever, at least until - as 'fer said - they start "judging butt-fucking" on national television. I bet Janice will sign up. To judge, I mean.
# posted by Thomas : 7:50 PM
