Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

Well, I don't need a "Straight Eye," per sé, 'cause I already do all of the things mentioned in this article in today's Post. But as far as the "Queer Eye for the Queer Guy" suggestion goes, I'm not fat or slobby. I'm a cluttered bear. There's a difference, people. [Links via the Beaverhausens and BJ.]