Thursday, October 09, 2003
Odds & ends, all-sports edition:
About time the NFL did something about Sapp. Warren Sapp, as good as he may be on the field - and he is - can be summed up in two words: fat-ass bitch (the hyphen makes "fat-ass" one word). You just don't run through your opponent's pregame drills. That shows absolutely no class. But Sapp's never been known for that, now, has he? Go eat some more lard, tubby. And don't bother calling when you go into cardiac arrest.
The Bucs are 2-2, so why are people like Chris Mortensen still picking them for the Super Bowl? I understand we're only 1/4 of the way through the season, but still.
Nothing against Annika Sorenstam, who is clearly one of the best athletes in the world right now, or the LPGA - but all you have to do to get into the Hall of Fame is play 15 tournaments 10 years in a row? I'm not saying I could do it, but just think if that were the case for other sports... in all likelihood, Keith Van Horn would end up in the Basketball Hall of Fame. Think about it.
Very good news: Leander Paes hopes to be back on the court in 2-3 weeks. And he doesn't have a brain tumor as originally thought/feared, "just" a parasitic infection - but that means he is, and will continue to, getting better. Can't wait to see him and Martina take the court at the All-England Club next year, where they're defending Mixed Doubles champs.
The NCAA is moving the 3-point line back. Good. Let's make it really mean something when you drain a trey.
About time the NFL did something about Sapp. Warren Sapp, as good as he may be on the field - and he is - can be summed up in two words: fat-ass bitch (the hyphen makes "fat-ass" one word). You just don't run through your opponent's pregame drills. That shows absolutely no class. But Sapp's never been known for that, now, has he? Go eat some more lard, tubby. And don't bother calling when you go into cardiac arrest.
The Bucs are 2-2, so why are people like Chris Mortensen still picking them for the Super Bowl? I understand we're only 1/4 of the way through the season, but still.
Nothing against Annika Sorenstam, who is clearly one of the best athletes in the world right now, or the LPGA - but all you have to do to get into the Hall of Fame is play 15 tournaments 10 years in a row? I'm not saying I could do it, but just think if that were the case for other sports... in all likelihood, Keith Van Horn would end up in the Basketball Hall of Fame. Think about it.
Very good news: Leander Paes hopes to be back on the court in 2-3 weeks. And he doesn't have a brain tumor as originally thought/feared, "just" a parasitic infection - but that means he is, and will continue to, getting better. Can't wait to see him and Martina take the court at the All-England Club next year, where they're defending Mixed Doubles champs.
The NCAA is moving the 3-point line back. Good. Let's make it really mean something when you drain a trey.