Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

So the other night, I was at a Long John Silver's in Newport News, VA, and what I heard on the in-store music feed was truly shocking: Eric B. & Rakim. "Microphone Fiend." In a friggin' Long John Silver's!?! Followed by the P. Diddy remix of Janet's "Son of a Gun" and, I kid you not, Chingy. I was so freaked out - delighted, but freaked out nonetheless - I couldn't even finish my "Fish 'n More" combo.