Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

After seeing Britney's "Toxic" video today, I'd like to take something Stumpy's been saying for years now and raise him one: she'll be posing for Playboy within three years, tops. And it'll be one of their best-selling issues ever. But she won't show her chocha. I love the song, but the video is less fun'n'campy and more the sign of an performer gasping for commercial air.