Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

I present to you a contender for the most boring basketball game ever: today, in women's college action, Notre Dame upset #25 Villanova 38-36. The teams combined for 24-84 shooting from the field. That's 28.6% shooting. There's bad, and then there's this; no matter how good the defenses were, that's just hold-your-nose bad.