Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

"We chose Pink as the signature voice because she is a tremendous talent with a crossover appeal that makes her relevant to all segments of our audience," said Fred Gaudelli, who will produce the Sunday night broadcasts for NBC.

Because no one's more relevant to all segments of the hoped-for Sunday night football audience than Pink (or, as she prefers, P!nk). Like, say, straight men. Like my Dad. 'Cause we all know that no group of people loves Mizundastood - and whatever other irrelevant albums she's released - more than straight male football fans. I mean, really: Pink?!?! NBC, how fucking stupid are you? They'd do better to just use the Law & Order theme and hope no one noticed it wasn't actually L&O.