Thursday, October 12, 2006
Diana Ross - "Muscles"
One of the worst, weirdest, most Video Toaster-rific videos of all friggin' time. Love MJ's production of the song (which he wrote, as you assuredly know), all spare and arid (really, if anyone cut a pop[ular] track like that today, wouldn't it be Timbo or the Neptunes?), a great track to accompany a frankly-not-very-good set of lyrics. "Muscles," BTW, is on Miss Ross's new Definitive Collection, which for better and worse is a much-needed single-disc retrospective of her solo career. I recommend it, but know that you've gotta separate the chaff from the wheat on your own.