Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For

-Why is the Jason Nevins Club Mix with Breakdown of Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You" so great? Because it may be the GAYEST. THING. EVER. (See also Ernie's KC experience.)

-It appears that Kellie Pickler's Small Town Girl and Carrie Underwood's Some Hearts will be #1 and #2 on this week's Billboard Hot Country Albums chart. Which, of course, means that Fred Bronson's head will explode on Thursday.

-If you didn't vote (US, duh) today, you're a big loser.